Real Men of Genius

Thought I'd write something about all the great things that men do, think, and invent.
Can't explain what made me think about this to be honest, just another blond thing that popped into my head. One of the most amazing things I think man has come up with is naugahide, or is it naugahyde? A marketing campaign of the 1960s and 1970s asserted humorously that naugahyde was obtained from the shed skin of an animal known as a "Nauga"; the claim became a popular urban myth.[1] The campaign emphasized that, unlike other animals, which must typically be slaughtered to obtain their hides, Naugas can shed their skin without harm to themselves. Only a man could of thought of that!

Here are some other great things that man has invented:







How about this one ladies! Isn't this how you want your man to look sitting right next to you at that hockey game you tried to get out of and now definitely wished you had!



Oh here's another one worthy of mentioning!

Didn't we all have to play this vexatious game at the college parties, and the bars and anywhere else man could find a flat surface worthy of this game from the gods to get us drunk and score! The game that brought herpes simplex 1 to an all time high!
Now we can enjoy this wonderful sport in the comfort of our very own living room!

I'm almost speechless about this

one! Wouldn't this towel look lovely hanging in the bathroom when your parents come to dinner!

Aah, I'm quite sure my brother, the trash natzi has one of these............

Well, I looked high and low for one of those

pens that has a little "peek hole" on the side of it

and when you looked inside it, low and behold! There's a naked woman in there! My oldest brother had one of these and I kiped it from his room and took it to school. I was a big hit with the boys, that was until Mrs. No-Neck confiscated it from me! But sadly I couldn't find one so this is the next best thing I could could find, a massage pen! What a wonderous invention! Just what I needed after a day of pruning my garden and weed eating! A magical little massage pen to take me where calgon couldn't reach!


Who needs a Tums or a Zanex when you have fart gum? Yes, just pop some of this in your mouth and let-er-rip!

Oh, you say this is a gag? Yea, just what I want to do, pull a fast one on someone at the party and reap the benefits of my own joke! Yes, folks, they just keep on coming!

Well, I guess if you have to do it, you might as well invent something to make it more enjoyable!

Oh yea, little humping-boner dog! Just wind him up and watch him go to town! He's the life of the party! What every man secretly wishes he could be doing !

Actually, I don't what to say about this
because I don't quite know what it is, other

than something that man has invented to give more power to something, thus causing a power outage or worse yet, burning your house down!








Ok, I'll probably get a lot of grief from the men about this one!
I can hear it now, " but we invented this for you ladies so your hair won't get wet!" Oh thank you so much! My arms and hands will thank you later while my hair is looking sooooo like your hat hair head!
Just because YOU want to wear a rainbow wig to a football game doesn't give you the right to invent some sort of rainbow colored contraption to adorn my head!



And, I saved the best for last.................................








I guess what I really want to know about this one is, 'did the guy
that invented beach balls get really bored one day and come up with this?' I think this is sicker than a blow up doll! Come on fellas, cut us some slack!








And last but not least, I give you THE LEG LAMP!
Some little thang that goes oh so good with that giant recliner that takes you and all of your poker buddies to move around the living room and only comes in the most appealing velour colors of brown, light brown, tan, chocolate and "taupe" for us ladies, thank you!







Ok, lights out!