Dirty,dirty, dirty.

Ok, had a crappy day, shitier week (is that even a word? did I even spell it right?) oh well.....you get the drift. So I thought I would write about someone in my life, someone that has always been there for me (along with his amazing wife, but I'll get to her another time). I am talking about my bro. better known to some as the "trash Natzi"

I am serious here people. This guy can jump up from watching Discovery channel's Dirties Jobs, grab the trash bag and get it to the garage faster that Dale Jr.'s pit crew can change 2, yes 2 not 4 tires! What 's the big deal you say? Well, let me also say, that he can be outside, hosing down the driveway and hear an aluminum can hit the bottom of the bin and be on it in a flat 20 sec! "IF" there is ever a reality show that can showcase the wonderous feats of the average joe, let me know where I can sign him up! I would like to end, saying, all kidding aside, bla -bla -bla, but I am not kidding, he is without a doubt one of the most incredible people in my world, he is a keeper, helps me with whatever I need and I love him to pieces!

SideNote: Trashzilla is no relation to Rodan and any similarities is purely coincidental.